I Come To You In Pieces

I'm Jasper and I blog about Criminal Minds, social justice and other crap. I wear queer-tinted glasses and react to most things with gifs.

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"weird shit happens here" - Sophie


ooooh sudden thought: how awesome would shemar be as ezio?

OH MY GOD PERFECT CASTING IS PERFECT

shemar for all the roles




morgan/reid, egypt- the old kingdom (2686 BC - 2181 BC)

“Who are you praying to?” he asked as he slipped his hands around the younger man’s waist, resting his chin on his bare shoulder as he leaned forward to light one candle with another at the small alcove altar.

“Hathor.” he said gently. His lover chuckled as he noticed the offering of milk and sage.

“Perhaps if the gods have a sense of humour,” he said as he ran a hand over the man’s flat stomach, “the mother of mothers will bless you with my child.”

“I’m not praying for my fertility.” he said even as he leaned back into the contact.

“Whose then?”

“Your wife’s.”

“What? Why?”

“If she doesn’t get pregnant, how long do you think we can stay together? How long until she asks you to turn me away, believing I’m the reason you haven’t given her a child?”

“That’s not true.”

“No, but healers and doctors will say it is. Some of them will even believe it to be so.”

The older man sighed, kissing the other’s neck softly.

“I will try to give her a child. But only you will have my heart.”


JASPER OH MY GOD SO MUCH MORIED. you're like the moried queen and I kind of just wanted to be all excited in your ask because yessssssssssssss.


how can I choose just one? cuntbus or dicknose for sure