I Come To You In Pieces

I'm Jasper and I blog about Criminal Minds, social justice and other crap. I wear queer-tinted glasses and react to most things with gifs.

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Anonymous asked:
erm how could reid be in labor


Anonymous asked:
Ok, I could be wrong or missing something, but didn't Reid have a cat? If so, headcanon on what happened to it?

no he doesn’t have any pets in canon (or a least there’s nothing to suggest he does)


Anonymous asked:
Morgan and Reid when they're watching tv/movies? Who prefers what type of show and how do the settle arguments over the remote?

They both have a soft spot for soaps (canon!), and they usually watch the omnibuses that are on at weekends since they miss them in the week.

They enjoy similar movies for the most part. Reid likes a lot of sci-fi “classics” and early ventures into the sci-fi film genre which Morgan doesn’t really, he likes his a bit more slick and modern.


Anonymous asked:
Do both Reid and Morgan care for Clooney or just Morgan? What were Reid's feelings towards him at first and now?

Reid was wary at first, and Clooney could be a bit excitable. But once Reid realised Clooney was more interested in playing than anything else, he slowly got used to him.

He’s not as confident with him as Morgan is, and doesn’t let him get away with as much either. But Reid enjoys teaching Clooney new tricks. He already knew a fair few but Reid likes to teach him useless entertaining things, like teaching him to bark at the word ‘Dalek’.


Anonymous asked:
how can i orgasm? too poor for a vibrator.
try googling for masturbation tips? it’s not exactly something i feel i can instruct you on

you can get some really cheap vibrators though if you’re in the uk try the lovehoney site


Anonymous asked:
Okay fine. I give up! Be that way! I wasn't trying to start one of those internet cat fights, however much you want to start one. I was just trying to apologize for my clearly offensive post, and you have to be rude and try to start sh*t. I bid you good morrow.

how is blocking you starting shit? you’re the one who has continued to carry on after i called you out on being creepy and stalking my blog… proving you continuing this “cat fight” is more important than just dropping it or respecting me clearly telling you no

STOP CONTACTING ME


Anonymous asked:
You know exactly what. Although it is a shame that I had to go anon for you to answer me. Here I was trying to be polite.

wait your version of polite is going anon to contact me when i’ve attempted to block you from contacting me and continued to skulk around my blog to see if i respond to you?

that’s polite to you?

nah that’s just creepy


Anonymous asked:
Whatever dude. whatever.


Anonymous asked:
do you know a good place to go for hotch/reid fic? (sorry, I know it's not your OTP- just thought you might know your way around fandom a little better than I do! :D )

Anonymous asked:
I just started watching CM but I started from s4 and I ship JJ/Emily and I need things to make gifs from! which episodes/moments in s3 were you talking about because I need to go find them NOW

this is a jj/prentiss ship manifesto for s2&3 that might help: http://vesikirppu.livejournal.com/15809.html